Little Orange Toop (you don't know what I got)
(with sincere apologies to Brian Wilson)
Well I'm not bald but I'm way short of hair
If the wind comes up you'll see there's nothing there
I got a taxidermist friend with a backyard shop
To glue orangutan fur to a kitchen mop
Now it's my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!
(my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!)
Just a Little Orange Toop with some velcro flaps
And I gotta wear a helmet when I'm swimmin' laps
I can take it off at night, 'cause my wife understands
But I live in total terror of ceiling fans
She's my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!
(my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!)
The maid sweeps it out if it falls on the floor
But I've got a couple dozen in the bathroom drawer
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your wig
Well, there's one more thing, they're all Made in China!
I wear an orange toupe 'cuz I'm nouveau riche
It sits on my head like it needs a leash
All my get up and go may have got up and went
But I'll compensate for that when I'm President
She's my Little Orange Toop’ you don't know what I got!
(my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!)
She's my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!
(my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!)
She's my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!
(my Little Orange Toop; you don't know what I got!)